What are some interesting shower thoughts

19 shower thoughts that are damn funny and deep

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From: Philipp Jahner

Mind = blown

1. Do Cyclops blink or blink?

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2. No matter how many lasagna you stack, you end up only with one.

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3. Where do hamsters live that are not pets?

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4. If tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

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5. Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

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6. How did the inventor of the clock know what time it is?

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7. How big can a crumb be before it counts as a pastry.

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8. What if the light at the end of the tunnel at death is only the first thing you see when you are born again?

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9. You are now as old and young as never before.

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10. Cemeteries would be much funnier if gravestones were the cause of death.

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11. If you put your shirt inside out, the whole world will wear it except you.

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12. If I clone and my clone kills me, is that murder or suicide?

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13. The early worm is eaten by the bird.

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14. Life would be a lot grosser if milk had pulp.

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15. First you learn to read and then you read to learn.

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16. Language are sounds that we have all agreed on.

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17. We named our galaxy after a body fluid that comes from the udders of cows.

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18. The word "OK" is a stick figure lying on its side.

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19. The only lickable part of your reflection is your tongue.

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